HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER

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HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER

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HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all
happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives….Eg: _Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest. HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday… Let’s go this way…
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest.HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest?????.Teacher Fainted!!! Please don’t laugh too much oo. HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER

I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all
happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives….Eg: _Long longer longest     HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest. HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday… Let’s go this way…
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest.HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! HOW STUDENTS KILL THEIR TEACHER
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest 
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest.
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