13 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NEVER ASK A PREGNANT WOMAN
13 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NEVER ASK A PREGNANT WOMAN
Bisi Adewale
Many people do ask funny or rather foolish questions from pregnant women that do make them (pregnant women) uncomfortable. The following are some of the questions you must not ask a pregnant woman if you don’t want to embarrass yourself.
1) Are you expecting a boy or a girl? What concerns you about this? Every Child is important, boy or girl – they are both special gifts from The Lord. Face your own business!
2) Is your husband the owner of the pregnancy? No, it is not her husband. If you are a man, you are the owner of the pregnancy and if you are a woman, then, it is your husband that is responsible for her pregnancy.
3) When is your EDD? EDD means, Expected Delivery Date, Sorry, it is personal and you don’t need it. Is it your birthday?
4) Is it easier than your first pregnancy? How do you want her to measure this? And what do you need this information for? Some people are not busy at all!!!!
5) Are you still having sex with this your big tummy? Do you want to help her sleep with her husband if she is no more having sex?
6) Are you still enjoying sex? Another stupid question, if she is not enjoying it do you want to train her how to do it?
7) Is it pregnancy that makes you this stupid? She is pregnant in the Womb not in the brain; pregnancy does not make anybody stupid. That questions how you are pregnant in the head, sorry oo!!
8) Are you still eating with this your big tummy? If she is not eating what will the baby feed on? Haba, use some level of common sense now! It is baby that makes the tummy big not Pounded yam. In fact she needs to feed better and healthier now.
9) Is it pregnancy that makes you this lazy? she is not lazy, she only needs to slow down because she is helping humanity to move on.
10) What style of Sex are you now using with this your big tummy? waoh, when do you become a sexologist, why are you asking? You don’t need to know. When do you become bedroom referee?
11) Which name will you give the baby? Wait, don’t be in haste, you will soon know, just don’t miss the Naming ceremony.
12) Are you aware of how painful labor can be? Your information is more painful than labor pain. If you don’t have something to say, go to your house.
13) Do you know that some people died at Child Birth? This question shows how dumb you are. Are you the one that killed them? This will not die, she will live to carry her baby and you will be a witness.
13 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NEVER ASK A PREGNANT WOMAN
