GET TREATMENT FOR 20k, IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k

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GET TREATMENT FOR 20k, IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k-Can’t stop laughing after reading this.

An Ijebu engineer can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Ijebu man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Ijebu man: “Congrats,  your sense of taste is
restored. Give me 20k” The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Ijebu man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave
this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Ijebu man: “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k” GET TREATMENT FOR 20k, IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Ijebu man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for
that, so take this 100k”GET TREATMENT FOR 20k, IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k
Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k,
not 100k”
Ijebu man: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k” You can’t beat an ijebu man . Don’t  laugh alone, put a
smile on someone’s face by sharing.GET TREATMENT FOR 20k, IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k????

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